My wife sent me this; I don't know who wrote it, but they obviously were thinking.
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they
are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post "Thou Shall Not Steal," "Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
4 comments:
The cow one is a really good point. There are so many times I think, "Of course you 'can't' do that... look at all the other crap you're busy doing!"
Hostile Work Environment, is hysterical.
one other point to ponder. .
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
"What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?"
Biscuits?
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