Saturday, November 17, 2007

You have got to be kidding...

ASHLAND, Ky. (AP) - A man wearing a ski mask used a stapler to hold up an eastern Kentucky ice cream store - and briefly got away with $175, authorities said.


I wonder if he got it at a gun show...

In further news, Milton was unavailable for comment.

6 comments:

Stan said...

Close the gun-show loophole!!1!

I can't believe that.

MauserMedic said...

Hey now; you could shoot someone's eye out with one of those.

Sheep.

Scully said...

I did quit the blog. . for a couple reasons. . personal. Cowboyblob has my home email addy if you want to drop a line and I'll update you all.

SpeakerTweaker said...

That's it. We need tighter stapler laws! We cannot have masked stapler-men running around terrorizing the masses! Time to take those assault staplers off the street!

We could also mandate that all staplers sold and manufactured in Kentucky from now on have a way to microstamp the manufacturer's name and the stapler's serial number into each staple fired so that we can trace the stapler back to the place of purchase.

:) I could go on for days! This is fun.



tweaker

BobG said...

Scully-
I hope you come by from time to time; I will sorely miss your blog, as it was one of my first reads in the morning, and it was one of the higher quality blogs on the Web. I'm certain that you had good reasons to end your blog, and I hope things work out well for you. If you want to drop me an email, my email address is at the top right hand corner of my blog, in with my profile. If you ever have a reason to be in Salt Lake City, drop me an email.

DirtCrashr said...

Oh God the Supreme Court is goign to rule on Staplers, send me $50,000 immediately for our Defense Fund!