Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Global orgasm?

Who came up with this New Age BS?

The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy. Now that there are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti- submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW! Read more about the fleet buildup here.

The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace. The combination of high- energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.

The goal is to add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the energy field of the Earth that it will reduce the current dangerous levels of aggression and violence throughout the world.


Blah, blah, blah...
Most normal people just fall asleep or have a smoke afterwards...

6 comments:

AlanDP said...

The concept was used at the climax (heh heh) of Robert Anton Wilson's Illuminatus! trilogy, which was written back in the 70s, I think. But then, sex magick is a pretty ancient concept.

On the other hand, some "mages" believed that engaging in sex weakened one's magical energy.

BobG said...

Which ties in with kundalini yoga and similar practices.

Neo-Con Tastic said...

Sheer absurdity. I for one am going to pollute more to save the Earth. This will in turn create a smog over our precise globe, rendering a shade which will inevitably cool the Earth's temperature.

See, that wasn't so hard.

The Conservative UAW Guy said...

What will the hippies think of next?

Anonymous said...

Hmmm... I don't see any reason sex magic shouldn't work. I'd say it was used long enough that there must be something to it, except it's a bit of a win/win situation. Even if you fail to manifest the change you're after, it still feels good. But really, the theory seems sound enough to me. It doesn't strike me as some super "fluffbunny" idea, but I expect a lot of peope to disregard it because of a lack of proof.

All of that being said... don't these people have anything better to do with their time? Honestly, I'm too busy trying to get through daily life to worry about being responsible for the whole damn planet. I guess that's why I'd never make a very good Ceremonial Mage... my focus is just too narrow.

Karen said...

But Bob... it's a chance to have an orgasm. ;-) I'll be all over it.